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@2 weeks ago with 3601 notes

Dear Future Roommate(s):

If you’re a guy, I will gladly let you leave the toilet seat up.  I’d rather have to put the toilet seat down then back up rather than accidentally sitting right into a pool of pee.  Checking the toilet seat for piss then having to clean it up is more a waste of my time -_-

Sincerely,

Megan

@2 months ago with 1 note
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i-joinedthehype:

danny-ngo:

OMFG LOL

It’s the yolo god

okay guys, ima go drink dog pee now

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@2 months ago with 50589 notes
@2 months ago with 53 notes

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@3 months ago with 114553 notes
fijianbeeeauty:
@3 months ago with 2343 notes
thefingerfucker:

cherishtheyoung:

To win this would be extremly difficult! But then again, losing couldnt be all that bad..


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thefingerfucker:

cherishtheyoung:

To win this would be extremly difficult! But then again, losing couldnt be all that bad..

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@3 months ago with 49081 notes
shoes-anne:

maybe i want this on my back. ughh i just dont know

shoes-anne:

maybe i want this on my back. ughh i just dont know

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@3 months ago with 137058 notes

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@1 month ago with 37224 notes
dollys:

swampgirl:

MMMMMM


Only question now is how to order these…

dollys:

swampgirl:

MMMMMM

Only question now is how to order these…

@2 months ago with 26264 notes

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@2 months ago with 939 notes
mochacafe:

via glossfixation
@2 months ago with 1353 notes

I would like a boyfriend that would buy me anything I wanted from Victoria’s Secret..

shehlovee:

because I hope he realizes all that lingerie is for him.

LOL

@3 months ago with 34 notes

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@3 months ago with 46046 notes
mypoeticheartbeat:

godsbathroomflooor:

I hate when this happens … Lol

;)

mypoeticheartbeat:

godsbathroomflooor:

I hate when this happens … Lol

;)

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@3 months ago with 198575 notes